Cthulhu for President 2024
What really fuels change are the sacrifices we make of people like you. We don’t have to accept a system that drowns out your voice. We can obliterate it.
The American Dream is over.
Hope is dead.
The president, a senile imbecile.
Plague ravages the land.
It’s time to remember what we are: citizens of the most powerful nation on Earth who walk the world in a daze, powerless against the currents dragging us down.
It’s time to wake up, America. Our problems are too large to solve. Our leaders too corrupt to lead. Our civilization, disintegrating.
Wake up to the bleak reality America: it’s time to awaken Cthulhu.
Nothing will get better. We can only end it quickly.
We must wreck world worse.