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Together, we can

Finish the Job

Erasing

Humanity!

Cthulhu for President 2024

What really fuels change are the sacrifices we make of people like you. We don’t have to accept a system that drowns out your voice. We can obliterate it.

Join us.

The American Dream is over.

Hope is dead.

Team Blue fields a senile imbecile. Team Red, a bloviating fool.

It’s time to wake up, America. Our problems are too large to solve. Our leaders too corrupt to lead. Our civilization, disintegrated.

Wake up to the bleak reality America: it’s time to awaken Cthulhu.

Nothing will get better. We can only end it quickly.

We must wreck world worse.

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