America has lost the first presidential debate. There is no spinning it any other way. America saw two ego-maniacal candidates. Neither one is ready to be president.
By Brandy C. Newbold, Cthulhu for America, East Coast Communications Director
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump showed America precisely why Cthulhu is the best (and frankly, only) qualified candidate running for president. Hillary’s smug grimace was as full of it as her catheter bag. Trump can’t appear presidential and remember details about his own policies at the same time.
It’s time for Americans to come together and stamp out this two-party dumpster fire for good. It’s time for America to end history, rend reality and achieve true freedom by summoning Cthulhu on election day.
Here are highlights from real-time coverage:
@JoseMolinaTV I'm kind of bummed they didn't let @cthulhu4america in the debate. Bleeding out of your eyes aside, it'd have been only fair.
— Greg Fazekas (@dinchamion) September 27, 2016
Tonight's debate convinced me – it's @cthulhu4america in 2016 or bust #debatenight #Decision2016
— Phil E. (@fallentower) September 27, 2016
After tonight, there is definitely only one option…@cthulhu4america
— Howard Semones (@soanim8ed) September 27, 2016
@cthulhu4america eat me.
— El Manager (@lexelavantgarde) September 27, 2016
#debatenight #debates Well that was a train wreck, but did we expect anything different? Fuck it I am voting for @cthulhu4america
— Gabriel Tyler Veasey (@GabrielVeasey) September 27, 2016
#CthulhuForPresident is the one who has my vote in the end. Why go for the lesser evil after all?
— LordofNaught (@LordofN) September 27, 2016
Literally all #debatenight did for me was affirm my support for @cthulhu4america. Everything is awful! No more years! I need more wine!
— Gia Farruggia (@giaface) September 27, 2016
