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Yes, Cthulhu Could Actually Become President Next Year

Yes, Cthulhu Could Actually Become President Next Year

Aug 17, 2018 | 2020, Cultist Issues, Tentacle Outreach

A Cthulhu presidency would be most American’s dream payback for inflicting the tacky bombasticism of Trump upon the nation.

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