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So Much Wrong About “Your Stars Are Wrong”

So Much Wrong About “Your Stars Are Wrong”

Beretta Nova reviews the Cthulhu Cult’s new motivation book “Your Stars Are Wrong: Wisdom for the Coming Age of Cthulhu.” Deplorable memes, unmentionable truths, and eldritch secrets abound in this new volume by Samir al-Azrad.

Cthulhu Abandons America, Chooses China

Cthulhu Abandons America, Chooses China

China’s ruler for life, President Xi Jinping, now has a rival for control of the world’s next superpower. Cthulhu’s cult announced today that their Dread Lord no longer favored the floundering American republic and was looking to the future.