Cultists Unite: Artistry for Cthulhu’s Campaign

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In an unprecedented show of global unity, cultists from all corners of the earth have rallied to construct two magnificent artworks in honor of electing Cthulhu as the President of the United States. This extraordinary collaboration brings forth a hip hop anthem titled “Lord Cthulhu”, pulsating with raw energy and eldritch beats that echo the ancient rhythms of madness. Not stopping there, they have also composed a traditional hymn to the Great Old One called “Cthulhu’s Rise”, blending haunting melodies with cosmic reverence. These masterpieces encapsulate the fervor and dedication of Cthulhu’s followers, transcending boundaries and genres to herald the rise of our true leader.

The hip hop anthem “Lord Cthulhu” surges with the power of otherworldly beats and lyrical prowess, bringing the eldritch horrors of the deep into the modern age. Meanwhile, the hymn weaves a tapestry of sound that harks back to the primordial depths, evoking awe and dread in equal measure. Together, these works of art symbolize the collective devotion of Cthulhu’s cultists, resonating with the unspoken promise of an era ruled by the Great Old One. As the campaign for Cthulhu’s presidency gains momentum, these anthems will undoubtedly stir the hearts of the faithful and convert the skeptics, uniting all under the banner of cosmic chaos.

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Lord Cthulhu

A cultist hip hop anthem.

[Intro]
Yo, it’s the end times, we bringin’ the dark,
The Great Old One, ready to leave his mark,
Cthulhu in the house, and he ain’t playin’ no games,
Eldritch power rising, spittin’ out these flames.

[Verse 1]
Cthulhu’s the candidate, modern times need,
A God, a beast, with the ultimate creed,
Fifty sapient species, gone in a flash,
Galaxy bowin’ down, feel the cosmic clash.

He’ll use the Armed Forces, no hesitation,
World domination, his only motivation,
Can’t let the vampire squids drain the nation,
Time for a new status quo, no more patience.

[Chorus]
Yo, it’s Cthulhu, the ultimate boss,
Bringing chaos, no matter the cost,
No one’s leadin’, the country’s filled with dread,
Big money out, all Masters are dead.

[Verse 2]
Immigration? Nah, we dominate the globe,
Terraforming projects, climate change in strobe,
Economy strong, sacrifice the masses,
Education flipped, metaphysics in classes.

Eldritch rites need human wrights, declared,
Wall Street accountants, eat ‘em raw and rare,
Republican debates? A laugh, a jest,
He dominates the weak, he eats the best.

[Chorus]
Yo, it’s Cthulhu, the ultimate boss,
Bringing chaos, no matter the cost,
No one’s leadin’, the country’s filled with dread,
Big money out, all Masters are dead.

[Bridge]
He don’t need firewalls, no theocracy,
Real God, real talk, no hypocrisy,
Human sacrifice, full employment, no lies,
Security expands, borders rise to the skies.

[Verse 3]
Twitter manipulated, world insane,
Owns continents, cults global in his name,
Unite the parties, in madness we trust,
Tax rate zero, after eaten, that’s just.

Region on Pluto, named for the beast,
Fhtagn echoes, in the West and the East,
No lesser evils, Trump can’t compete,
Knowledge forbidden, economy elite.

[Chorus]
Yo, it’s Cthulhu, the ultimate boss,
Bringing chaos, no matter the cost,
No one’s leadin’, the country’s filled with dread,
Big money out, all Masters are dead.

[Verse 4]
Poverty gone, humanity’s past,
Change ain’t empty, it’s comin’ fast,
Debates show the threat, he’s legit,
Devourin’ politicians, no one can spit.

Classrooms divided, insane and consumed,
Old ones wiser, new world loomed,
Politics evil, true evil we choose,
Stars are right, no way we lose.

[Chorus]
Yo, it’s Cthulhu, the ultimate boss,
Bringing chaos, no matter the cost,
No one’s leadin’, the country’s filled with dread,
Big money out, all Masters are dead.

[Outro]
Long arm of law, tentacles sweep,
Eternal ruler, dreams and deep,
Making America great, better than before,
Problems attacked, solutions hardcore.

Cultists rise, America proud,
Liberty pure, shout it loud,
Independent, not beholden to the fools,
Eldritch plans, breaking all the rules.

Freedom means fhtagn, in any tongue,
Tentacles press the button, song sung,
Peace in Middle East, souls devoured,
Equality in madness, all empowered.

He’s the candidate, ladies love,
Suction cups, fashion, from above,
Elder God devours, media no pain,
Cthulhu for President, the ultimate reign.

[Chorus]
Yo, it’s Cthulhu, the ultimate boss,
Bringing chaos, no matter the cost,
No one’s leadin’, the country’s filled with dread,
Big money out, all Masters are dead.


Cthulhu’s Rise

A Lovecraftian Hymn.

The Coming Madness

Material existence is vastly overrated,
In madness deep, our fears are sated.
Cthulhu’s rise, our only hope,
In eldritch darkness, we will cope.
Keep calm and embrace the madness, true,
For in his reign, we’ll find what’s due.
Human life, a joke without a punchline,
Vote Cthulhu, end this charade divine.

The End of Corruption

Cthulhu’s touch will cleanse D.C.,
He’ll eat corruption, set us free.
No lobbyists or bureaucrats shall stand,
Congress dares not oppose his command.
Washington’s filth, devoured whole,
In his reign, we find our role.
Systematic cleansing of the state,
With Cthulhu, we seal our fate.

Equality in Madness

He sees not color, creed, or race,
In madness, all shall find their place.
His policies bring equal rights,
By ending all in eldritch nights.
No guns, no crime, just pure despair,
Under Cthulhu, all will share.
The rich, the poor, consumed alike,
In his realm, no mortal strike.

The Ultimate Solution

He goes to the source of every plight,
Eliminating problems in his might.
Drug dealers, criminals, all will fall,
Eaten, driven mad, he takes them all.
A level field, no more debate,
Pro-life, pro-choice, he seals our fate.
No more babes, he’ll terminate,
By devouring humans at the gate.

A God Among Mortals

He’s not Biden, he’s not Trump,
In his presence, we will jump.
Short-lived mortals can’t compete,
With his ancient wisdom, none can beat.
He knows what’s up, the end is near,
All humans equal in their fear.
No national debt, no economic woe,
Under his rule, the madness flows.

Unmatched Power

Cthulhu’s hands, larger than Trump’s,
In eldritch power, no mortal stumps.
He likes manatees, he’s fashion’s king,
In his reign, despair will ring.
He’ll end the social, economic divide,
By eating all, none will hide.
No weight problems, all consumed,
In his belly, we are doomed.

Global Domination

Canada first, then all the lands,
In his grasp, no one stands.
Forget red states, blue states too,
All will turn a cosmic hue.
Foreign policy, strong and bold,
Devour, conquer, never old.
He will seize production’s means,
Destroy the bourgeoisie, cleanse the scenes.

The Final Call

He cares not for the 1%,
In his maw, all will lament.
No hope, no dreams, just pure despair,
Cthulhu’s reign, beyond compare.
Why vote for lies when truth is here?
In his embrace, no mortal fear.
Join the cult, embrace the night,
In Cthulhu’s name, we end the fight.

The Final Verse

“One nation under God,” they say,
But Cthulhu’s reign will lead the way.
All will speak in R’lyehian tongue,
In madness deep, our song is sung.
Eldritch horrors, cosmic might,
Cthulhu rises, end the fight.
He’s our savior, he’s our doom,
In his shadow, madness blooms.

With Cthulhu, we embrace the end,
In his dark arms, our minds will bend.
No more lies, no more deceit,
In his madness, we are complete.
So vote Cthulhu, end the charade,
In his reign, we are remade.
The Great Old One, our only hope,
In eldritch darkness, we will cope.