Cthulhu No Lives Matter Zip Hoodie

$39.95

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Embrace the madness, make a statement, and stay warm in the embrace of the Great Old One.

Embrace the Void: Cthulhu 2024 “No Lives Matter” Zip Hoodie

Whose lives matter most? In the eyes of Cthulhu, all human lives are equally worthless! Elevate your counter-culture statement with this chilling zip hoodie.

Introducing the “Cthulhu 2024: No Lives Matter” Zip Hoodie, a darkly humorous take on political commentary that’s perfect for the disillusioned and the defiant. The back features the ominous slogan alongside the eldritch visage of Cthulhu, while the front sports the Cthulhu for America logo, making it clear where your true allegiances lie.

Crafted for both style and comfort, this hoodie boasts a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, with an 8 oz/yd² fabric weight that ensures a soft fleece feel inside and out. The air-jet spun yarn minimizes pilling, and the sturdy metal zipper, front pouch pockets, and unlined hood with color-matched drawcord add to its functionality and durability. Double-needle stitching throughout ensures longevity.

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