Cthulhu Patriot Mug


Show your support for the only candidate who can truly change the world—Cthulhu!

Wave the Stars and Tentacles: Cthulhu Patriot Mug

Wave the stars and tentacles for a Cthulhu victory over the Washington Elite and all of humanity!

Embrace the eldritch with the “Cthulhu Patriot Mug,” featuring the Great Old One himself as Uncle Sam. Perfect for Lovecraft aficionados, horror enthusiasts, and those disillusioned with the current political landscape, this mug boldly declares that only Cthulhu can drain the swamp of corruption and reset our political system.

This cupboard essential is both sturdy and sleek, ideal for your morning java or afternoon tea. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, it holds 15 oz of your favorite beverage. Standing at 4.7 inches tall with a diameter of 3.35 inches, it features a glossy finish that enhances the striking design of Cthulhu as the ultimate patriotic figure. However, to preserve its otherworldly charm, it is NOT dishwasher or microwave safe and should be hand-washed only.

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