No Lives Matter Beach Blanket

$32.95

Join the ranks of the enlightened and make a statement with your beach gear. This blanket is more than just an accessory—it’s a symbol of your allegiance to the Great Old One and the eternal truth that no lives truly matter.

Embrace the Abyss

Wrap yourself in this blanket like the soft, squishy tentacles of Cthulhu. Frolic in the surf with the Deep Ones and turn a day at the beach into a horror fest!

Unveil the eldritch with the “No Lives Matter Beach Blanket,” perfect for activists and Lovecraft enthusiasts who revel in cosmic dread. This beach blanket, adorned with the chilling slogan “No Lives Matter,” is a bold statement against the mundane. Made of super-soft microfiber material, it offers unparalleled comfort while invoking the ancient horrors of R’lyeh.

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber velour, this blanket is as light as it is soft, making it ideal for beach outings, outdoor throws, or even a makeshift body shroud. Measuring 30”x60”, it provides ample space to lounge and ponder the insignificance of human existence under the vast, indifferent cosmos.

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Tentacles of Cthulhu