Vote Evil Tee

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Defy the mundane, embrace the madness, and let your allegiance to Cthulhu be known.

Embrace the Ultimate Evil: Vote Evil Tee

Why fall for the Lesser Evil trick every four years? You’re a red-blooded, Twinkie-eating, Slurpo-gulping American! Demand more, get more with Cthulhu for president.

Why vote for the lesser evil when you can embrace the ultimate eldritch horror? Our “Vote Evil” Tee, emblazoned with the chilling slogan “Why Vote for the Lesser Evil?”, is a bold declaration for those disillusioned with the sham of our two-choice political system. Perfect for Lovecraft fans, nihilists, and horror aficionados, this shirt mocks the farcical notion of lesser evil voting.

Crafted from Black Heather, this unisex staple t-shirt boasts a blend of 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. The fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² ensures a soft, light feel, with just the right amount of stretch for ultimate comfort. The pre-shrunk fabric guarantees a consistent fit, while side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and a tear-away label add durability and convenience.

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