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Alpha Cthulhu for America Tee
From $20.00
America is tired of the continual failure of Beta Candidates. We need to solve hard decisions with hard solutions – and no one offers that but Cthulhu.
Women’s Sizing
Comfortable, form-fitting, and a stylish base for any outfit. This shirt tends to run small – order a size up if you want a looser fit.
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton* (heather colors contain polyester)
- Tear-away tag
- Longer body length
- Side seams for a slim fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Body length | 26 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 27 ⅜ | 28 | 28 ⅝ |
| Body width | 16 | 16 ¾ | 17 ¾ | 18 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| Sleeve length | 6 ¼ | 6 ½ | 6 ¾ | 7 ¼ | 7 ½ |
Men’s / Unisex Sizing
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
