Cthulhu flays “lesser evils” at press conference
Presidential candidate Cthulhu held a short press conference in Columbus, Ohio, where he excoriated his “lesser evil” opponents.
Campaigns react to Clinton quitting; Cthulhu calls for conquest
News of Hillary Clinton exiting the race shocked the political world, perhaps none more so than the campaigns of her former competitors.
The Democratic Case for Cthulhu
As President, Cthulhu will Call on everyone equally to serve their country with no favoritism to race, class or gender.
EXCLUSIVE: Bernie Sanders is a Wizard
Presidential candidate Cthulhu finally breaks his silence on Bernie Sanders. Cthulhu and campaign manager Eminence Waite gave the Kingsport Star Herald an exclusive interview the day of the first Democratic debate.
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