Kissing(er) Cthulhu

Kissing(er) Cthulhu

It has come to our attention that MIT student James Cullen and his associate Terry White are trying to scandalize our campaign by falsely associating us with their “disappearances.”

Final All-Star Cultist Week

Final All-Star Cultist Week

The Cthulhu for America team closes our month-long celebration of our global network of dedicated cultists ready to do what needs be done to open the gates.

Dagon In Deep; Out as Veep

Dagon In Deep; Out as Veep

Dagon surfaced last week intent on joining Cthulhu’s presidential efforts. Within hours he was escorted out of Cthulhu’s campaign HQ by Kingsport SWAT.